funny... Quotes

Famous Quote Not Irish
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum. --George Muncaster (Air Force Wisdom)

Great Britain and the United States are nations separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist. - Unknown

When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken - Unknown

I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs. - Nancy Reagan, former First Lady

I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams, Author, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population. - David Letterman