Ladies' Secrets in the "Powder Room"

Ladies' Room Secrets: What they REALLY Are Talking About (EDITED)

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What Girls Talk About BEHIND Their Guy's Back
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Remember that thing that her boyfriend told her not tell anybody about - you can bet her best friend knows it!

Women are not masochists, but feel good when men cry (it shows how sensitive they are).

She tells her boyfriend she hates something, but her and her best friend really love that something (The Example in the article: Bennifer).

Talking about stores that they would register at if were to get hitched at any moment!

What she really thinks about the gift she received.

How much she wants her ex to to see her and her boyfriend together, if her boyfriend now is hotter than her ex.

Scared to take her boyfriend to the BIG "Christmas Party," because don't know how you act or doesn't want to get embarrassed when you get too drunk. (WORRIED is the word)

She'd rather go on a vacation with her best friend then with her boyfriend!.

Annoying, disguisting habits that her friend agrees that are unforgivable that her boyfriend has.

How boring watching sports with their boyfriends are.

The lies she's feeding her boyfriend and some things she's keeping back from them. Only her friend to know these things!

Doesn't want to tell him about his body flaws, but will tell her best pal all about them!

His clothes. Asking their friends how they can improve his style - you know you don't want to offend him!

How much she hates his family.

Money -- does he make enough, if she makes enough.

She hates his friends, because she sees them as threatening their relationship, although says she likes them.

What friend she would hook-up with or marry if boyfriend was to tragically die (although, of course, doesn't want this to happen).

What her family and friends really think about her boyfriend.

How much his feet grosses her out!

How much she wishes he would give her a gift certificate for a message instead of him giving her a message!

If he snores, what she does to stop that!

GENERAL CONVERSATION
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How much she secretly hates her yoga teacher for being so flexible!

Although "they" (ladies) coo at babies in public, it really annoys them when they cry.

Past boyfriends - a few of them are not wished upon the ladies for "having a good life." They wonder what their past boyfriends/ friends are doing now.

How they hope a girl never gets married, because they are jealous of her beauty (Example given was: Gwyneth Paltrow).

If so-and-so are really friends or are they just putting on that fake (Example: Gwyneth and Madonna are really friends or is it just a PR stunt?)

Which of their friends' relationships/ marriages will break off first.

Which of their friends have the ugliest babies.

Why they love their dads.

Gossip about each other's friends, especially with their mutual friends.

Other Women - Who's fake? Who's fat? Who's skinny? Who's fit? Who's changed? and What's up with her anyways? List goes on and on

What happened on the last episode of so-and-so? (Example they had: The OC).

Celebrities - deep down, women think they actually know these people. (When boyfriends make fun of her, she starts talking to her friends about that).

What jerks her friends are!?

Most embarrassing drunken moment - from college.

Who she thinks is hot (Example was:boss?)

.... Liz Hurley crack